Funny News Stories Of The Week – WARNING: NSFW – contains explicit adult material. If you thought some of the stories and headlines thrown up by the coronavirus pandemic were unthinkable, check out these yarns from years past
‘Best of the Best’ weird and wonderful headlines from British publication Daily Sport / Sunday Sport (Image: Daily Sport)
Funny News Stories Of The Week
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Britain’s most outrageous tabloid is known for giving the world some of the most sensational – and of course 100% ‘true’ – stories imaginable.
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These yarns are almost always sold by headlines that make you curl up with laughter or gasp in disbelief.
At a time when the coronavirus pandemic is giving rise to some of the most shocking news stories ever written – bat soup and the like – we’ve seen fit to remind you of some even more outrageous.
From Michael Jackson’s ghost disturbing a monkey to a prolific bicycle seat sniffer, here are 15 of the finest headlines brought to us by Sunday Sport…
Met OfficeBrits hit by snow and 3,000 mile wind circle due to ‘frozen donut on top of world’ Warnings have been put in place as a ‘frozen doughnut’ will trigger another cold snap across the country as boffins warn of more freezes and snow without a sign until the frosty weather stops soon
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Blizzard-like conditions are forecast in more exposed areas, while fog and frost look likely in the south as the country prepares for cooler weather
A small village just outside Manchester is a hotbed of strange happenings with reported UFO sightings and an annual hen run making it far from an idyllic country retreat
A distraught wife has spoken of her devastation, confusion and heartbreak a month after her husband of 30 years and “best friend” donned a gray coat and walked out
WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS: Dublin ex-gangster Richard McNally says he’s swapping “gangland [for] gangbang[s], and even set up his own OnlyFans page after quitting crime.
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FamilyTragic boy, 9, “whipped” at pheasant shoot before tree crushed him to death. The youngster’s grieving grandparents have paid tribute to their “cracking little boy” on the first anniversary of his passing and relived the day that turned their lives upside down. down
As the war in Ukraine approaches the one-year mark, leading political figures have gathered for a special BBC documentary to discuss the path that led to the horrific conflict
A night of enjoying a music event was brought to an abrupt halt after concertgoers had to evacuate their venue after just one song into the show due to security measures
Firefighters in the Greater Manchester area have carried out a rather bizarre operation, responding to a call about a sunken houseboat crammed full of beer bottles and a case of Carling
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As momentum builds around the wild, ambitious and controversial Mirror Line, Saudi Arabia has begun work on its massive new ski resort which must be covered with 70% artificial snow
MoneyLibrarian with 32J boobs becomes sexy star who ‘earned £1.6m reviewing penis pictures’. only website
Loyal fans of My 600lb Life star Dottie Perkins will be forced to do a double take after the brunette beauty dramatically lost an impressive 300lbs – and she looks ‘unrecognisable’ now
Fitness star Sophie Lait said she has been called a “whale” and “disgusting” by trolls – but she insists it won’t stop her showing off her “rolls” online
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The social media influencer left her legion of followers breathless by posting Middle Eastern-themed photos that left little to the imagination, with a caption that said “God can be in the details”
Nadia SawalhaLoose Women’s Nadia Sawalha tags Kim Kardashian ‘twinnie’ as she flaunts curvesLoose Women star Nadia Sawalha had her followers in hysterics with her latest social media update, in which she imitated her ‘twinnie’ Kim Kardashian in a skin-tight outfit
The youngster’s grieving grandparents have paid tribute to their “shattering little boy” on the first anniversary of his passing and relived the day that turned their lives upside down
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Brighton have rejected Arsenal’s £70m bid for Moises Caicedo, days after rejecting the Gunners’ £60m bid, despite the midfielder being desperate to leave the club
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Loose Women star Nadia Sawalha had her followers in hysterics with her recent social media update, in which she imitated her ‘twinnie’ Kim Kardashian in a skin-tight outfit
‘Hollywood’ Chris Dobey is Masters champion after dispatching Rob Cross 11-7 in Milton Keynes to win his very first televised title of his nascent career
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Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson almost had a completely different career when she planned to become a librarian – but it backfired and instead she became one of the most recognizable faces
Twitter users left in hysterics as British meme account asks followers to put “w**k” in the title of their favorite movies, prompting post to go viral
EXCLUSIVE: Gerwyn Price has been criticized for turning darts into a pantomime after wearing headphones to block out fan noise – and the PDC have now changed their rulesArea Man Realizes He’s Been Reading Fake News For 25 Years The Onion, which becomes 25 on Thursday, was founded by two college students in Madison, Wis., as a local satirical newspaper “mainly intended to … sell pizza coupons,” says its editor-in-chief. But the self-proclaimed “America’s Finest News Source” became much more than that.
Two students founded the fake news organization, which began as a newspaper in Madison, Wis. “It really started as something very local that was mainly meant to … sell pizza coupons,” says editor-in-chief Will Tracy
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“We still have a lot of Midwesterners writing for us, and I think there’s a distinctly Midwestern aesthetic and voice to the paper,” says Tracy. “It’s kind of an unassuming, flat, undemanding voice that we have.”
“I think that’s one of the things that sets us apart from maybe other fake news outlets is most of what we do actually focuses on the day-to-day details, more so than what’s going on in Washington,” he says.
Stories like the one headlined ‘Area Man Knows All The Shortcut Keys’ are funny “because you know someone like that,” says Tracy, “and it’s put into the kind of news voice that elevates it to a certain level of importance that it actually deserves not.”
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Also addresses topics of serious weight, and makes political points. These can be painfully funny stories. Take this headline from 2009: “U.S. Continues Quagmire-Building Effort in Afghanistan.”
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“You’re just replacing one word. You’re giving people a headline that they’ve seen … and you’re just replacing one word. And that’s kind of the beauty and kind of the simplicity of the formula,” Tracy says.
No topics are off-limits either, no matter how uncomfortable they may make some readers. “War, genocide, rape, disease – just the worst things on earth – we’ve made jokes about them all,” he says.
“What you have to be very careful about is what the target of the joke is,” says Tracy. “And if the target of the joke is wrong, if you target the victim or someone who doesn’t deserve our zeal, then it doesn’t feel right and it doesn’t feel funny.”
President Mike McAvoy. “We launched video in 2006 with The Onion News Network. And while print has taken a turn and it’s no longer a profitable business for us, the rest of the company has thrived.”
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“There’s always a little looming fear of running out of jokes because we’ve done so many jokes and we have this manic insistence on never repeating a joke we’ve done,” says Tracy.
“But then we can remind ourselves that, oh no, there are still terrible people doing terrible things every day, so that will give us more material in reality to draw from.” Jamie was founded out of an insatiable desire to share fascinating, obscure and bizarre facts. He has been a guest speaker on numerous national radio and television stations and is a five-time published author.
A great way to relax at the weekend is to take a look at the foreign side of news with some special or funny stories. If you missed last week’s list, you can check it out here.
This week there are quite a few bizarre crime-related stories involving an enraged walrus, a camel with sore testicles and 25,000 pills of ecstasy. Unfortunately, these three are not part of the same story. In other news, a French woman discovers she has a 700-year-old masterpiece in her kitchen, and we look at prostitution in the notorious frontier town of Deadwood.
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